How to keep your sanity at a boys high-school

  1. Wear two layers of tights 
  2. Stow a secret hip flask of coffee in said tights
  3. Keep cough sweets on hand at all times
  4. Keep sugary bribes on hand at all times
  5. Abandon your dignity indefinitely
  6. Abandon logic
  7. Prepare to be alarmed
  8. Prepare to be confused
  9. Prepare to remain (visibly) unmoved by fart jokes
  10. Prepare to remain (visibly) unmoved by farts
  11. Employ restraint and do not clothesline students when they make wise-cracks in Korean
  12. Employ restraint and do not embrace students when they speak actual English words with their mouths
  13. Smuggle in Emma Watson
  14. (NEW ENTRY AS OF TODAY) Give a lesson based solely on zombies

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